Penelope Yeulet like all human beings is inching closer towards death with every letter your eyes gorge on here.

She is a writer, actor, director and when needs must, a producer. She loves talking in the third person and is in a sharing circle with your dad but lets not get hung up on details, this isn’t about you.

Penelope’s work is often described as anarchic, strange, weirdly sexual, grotesque and that is interesting why did you do that? She languishes in the macabre and weird sides of humanity, taking the ordinary and mashing it like a pig is mashed into bacon until it is barely recognisable anymore and it’s wet and oozing and this metaphor has got away from me, lets get back on track - Penelope’s work is always odd, always goopy, alway horrifying and always uniquely beautiful.

The nicest thing anyone has ever said to her is that she smells like cigarettes and perfume.

Lets get serious about what she has actually seriously worked on so you know she is a serious lady.

Notable things:

• BBC Voices 2024 allum (alongside co-writer Ruby Abbiss)

• DYCP grant recipient for debut novel (Morsel)

• BFI funded (as writer/director/producer/actor)

• BFI Script Development Programme

• films screened at BIFA, BAFTA and Canadian Screen qualifying, to name a few: LSFF, Flickers Rhode Island semi-finalist, Chilliwack, Houston Horror, Abbotsford, Beeston

• Runner-up in BBC Comedy Development Fund

• Participant in NorthEast Screen’s Comedy Hot House